can you pull you pants leg up a little more? i can't see your underwear!!! sounds like lisa's a little down, has the fact of her age finally hit her? can she not stand to see you in your underwear anymore.. has she got the sugar cube shakes?? i'm worried! ;)
Cold hearted orb that rules the night...removes the colors from our sight...red is grey and yellow white...but we decide which is right...and which is an illusion? - The Moody Blues
Cold brewed Blatz, that rules every night...removes the brain cells, and obstacles from our sight...red are my rosy cheeks and yellow the snow which was white...but we decide which hand to use is right...and what is recreation? - "The DeadBettys"
To the tune of "Leaving on a jet plane"-
~~All my Blatz is gone, I'm ready to go, but Lisa's just - inside the door, I'd hate to have her catch me kill the grass....but I'm peeing - off the back deck - she just saw, but what the heck....oh babe, I had to go ~~~
Cold brewed Blatz, that rules every night...removes the brain cells, and obstacles from our sight...red are my rosy cheeks and yellow the snow which was white...but we decide which hand to use is right...and what is recreation? - "The DeadBettys"
No, Don McLean was not a member of America. America was formed in London. Don McLean was a singer/songwriter/poet from New Rochelle, NY. To my amazement he had 9 top 100 hits from 1971 through 1981.
To the tune of "Leaving on a jet plane"- ~~All my Blatz is gone, I'm ready to go, but Lisa's just - inside the door, I'd hate to have her catch me kill the grass....but I'm peeing - off the back deck - she just saw, but what the heck....oh babe, I had to go ~~~ by the randy webb project
I think that I shall never hear, a poem as lovely as a beer. The brew that Joe's bar has on tap with golden base and snowy cap. The foamy stuff I drink all day until my memory melts away. Poems are made by fools I fear, but only Schlitz can brew a beer. --- Remembered from a Mad Magazine back in the 70's and with all apologies to Joyce Kilmer.
Sung to the tune of Bye Bye Miss American Pie, Bill-Will's favorite song:
"So Bye Bye Capture Cincinnati,
It's been fun and it's been great,
Time to choose the shots we don't hate..
Them good ole boys were drinking Blatz beer and Rye
Singin this will be the day I'm in noteworthy..
This will be the day I'm in noteworthy..."
Hey Pete! It's OTC, or Over The Cooler! If you go to Jungle Jim's go into the beer cave at the entrance next to the restrooms and it should be the third beer on the right at chest height! 15 Blatz for 8.49. An evening of bliss awaits you!
Big up to our fallen poet Joyce Kilmer... may he rest in peace. For he was never able to enjoy the fine flavors of Blatz Beer we come to know so well today! Wonderful Capture William!!
My top ten favorite beers: 1. Blatz 2. Schlitz 3. Old Style 4. Miller High Life Light 5. Michelob Amber Bock 6. Woodchuck Hard Apple Cider, Amber 7. Miller Lite 8. Newcastle 9. Shiner Bock 10. Burger
sung to "time in a bottle" by Louie The Love Panda_____________If I could own cork and bottle
The first thing that Id like to do
Is to drink every day
Till eternity passes away
Just hoping not to puke
If I could make blatz last forever
If words could make wishes come true
Id save every day like a treasure and then,
And i would wake up to a cold bubbling brew
But there never seems to be enough time
To do the things you want to do
Once you get blatzed
Ive drank around enough to know
That youre the one I want to go
Through time blatzed
If I had a beer just for wishes
And dreams that had never come true
I would be so wasted
Except for the memory
Of how they were answered by a brew
But there never seems to be enough time
To do the things you want to do
Once you get blazted
Ive drank around enough to know
That youre the one I want to go
Through time blatzed
"I think that I shall never see, Joyce Kilmer dressed up as a she. A macho dude who's mouth is prest (olde English) Against a Blatz, not in a dress. A he who looks at girls all day, and stands to pee, no other way. A dude that may in summer wear, Bermuda shorts, without a care. Upon who's bosom snow has lain, And recreates out in the rain. Poems are made by fools like me, But only God can make a she. (or about ten grand for a good plastic surgeon)"
@Slake--- Life is too short to drink REALLY bad beer... How did you get Shiner in the list with the rest of the "bottled waters" you have listed? Speaking of beer.... There is just enough time left in the contest for everyone interested to go to Octoberfest and take a bunch of pictures of people drinking too much beer while we are drinking too much beer ourselves. I could even try to take an HDR shot of drunk people at Octoberfest while I am also inebriated. That would look really strange.... Sounds like my kind of evening..
@Jeff...I concur, life really is too short to drink really bad beer! That's why I drink Blatz! If you look at the name Blatz the first thing that comes to mind is full bodied refreshment! A taste that is as great as it's name!
Sung to the song “Hush” ---------I got a certain little beer that’s on my mind, No doubt about it, it tastes so fine, It’s the best beer that I’ve ever had, Sometimes it’s gonna make me feel so bad …Nah, nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah…Blatz, Blatz, I thought I heard it calling my name now…Blatz, Blatz, It broke my liver but I love it just the same now…Blatz, Blatz, Thought I heard it calling my name now…Blatz, Blatz, I need it’s loving and I'm not to blame now…(Blatz, Blatz) I got it early in the morning…(Blatz, Blatz) I got it late in the evening…(Blatz, Blatz) Well, I want that, need it…(Blatz, Blatz) Oh, I gotta gotta have it…….It’s got buzz’n like quicksand, Only took one touch of that can, To blow my mind and I'm in so deep, That I can't eat at all and I can't sleep…Nah, nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah…(Listen)…Blatz, Blatz, Thought I heard it calling my name now…Blatz, Blatz, It broke my liver but I love it just the same now…Blatz, Blatz, Thought I heard it calling my name now…Blatz, Blatz, I need it’s loving and I'm not to blame now…(Blatz, Blatz) I got it early in the morning…(Blatz, Blatz) I got it late in the evening…(Blatz, Blatz) Well, I want that, need it…(Blatz, Blatz) Hey, I gotta gotta have it…Nahhh, nah-nah-nahhh, nah-nah-nahhh, nah-nah-nahhh....-------Music by Deep Purple performed by Jeffy Truck and the Love Pandas!
I'M OFF ALL WEEKEND I'M OFF ALL WEEKEND I'M OFF ALL WEEKEND! I'm going on car rides and jammin with Louie and the Jeffy Trucks and getting my 21 year old throw up drunk YAY YAY YAY!
And then I'll refuse to leave at closing time because I will be playing the megatouch machine playing 11 ball and saying, "Jush lee me here, I haff a key and I know da code."
Lisa I want pictures of David wasted. Get him a shot of Jack from me. Perfect deck piture of chillin on the deck. I need to journey up to ky soon I need a vacation.
Kristen he will throw up the Jack immediately I bet. But I'll buy that for him before I will get him a shot of Jaggie. :) Stay high and dry my Hippie!!!
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Dead Betty says:
And I here I thought Bill saying he feels safe in restrooms would finally kill the conversation on this photo. Go figure.
Dead Betty says:
I think I'm going to let Tim handle the comment flow on this one honey. ;)
Woodstock says:
can you pull you pants leg up a little more? i can't see your underwear!!! sounds like lisa's a little down, has the fact of her age finally hit her? can she not stand to see you in your underwear anymore.. has she got the sugar cube shakes?? i'm worried! ;)
Woodstock says:
whaaaaaaats upppppp!
Woodstock says:
BEER!!!!!!
Pom Mom says:
It had to happen eventually--Blatz in a photo. Lisa, I think maybe that was a mistake putting Tim in charge . . . By the way, I do like the photo.
Cxt says:
layed back ...-S.Dogg
Fishit says:
Love it, reminds me of the old wide mouth bottle they use to have and sitting on the porch and drinking by lantern. Nice one!
Dead Betty says:
@PM: We damn near starved to death waiting on BillBurgers while he took this shot.
Slakejustice says:
Yeah, well, it was worth the wait!! Remember... Blatz before beauty! ;D
Johnnybeads215 says:
Ahhhh.......... the finer things in life.
Mac says:
Cold hearted orb that rules the night...removes the colors from our sight...red is grey and yellow white...but we decide which is right...and which is an illusion? - The Moody Blues
Slakejustice says:
Hey Marcia! That's my line! :D
Dead Betty says:
Weeeeee! Noteworthy!!! Hi Marcia! It's 4 a.m.!
Woodstock says:
Cold brewed Blatz, that rules every night...removes the brain cells, and obstacles from our sight...red are my rosy cheeks and yellow the snow which was white...but we decide which hand to use is right...and what is recreation? - "The DeadBettys"
Woodstock says:
good one hon! congrats will and Lisa!!!
Schayden says:
Hey congrats on Noteworthy. Great shot!
Dead Betty says:
Timothy Cannon, you take the term "morning person" to a whole different level.
Photohawk68 says:
I believe we have the cover shot! And Tim: You are quite the lyricist, sir!
Dcrowex says:
congratulations! wonderful shot and wonderful idea!
Tokatoda says:
Twinkle Twinkle little Blatz, how I wonder where I'm at.
Woodstock says:
you keep your toe nails neatly clipped.
Slakejustice says:
Thank you, thank you, thank you! :D
Slakejustice says:
Oh, and Tim, nice rewording of the Moody Blues poem! I got a good laugh out of it! :D
Dead Betty says:
Hon, he commented on your toenails.
Slakejustice says:
Tim's got an eye for a man's well manicured toes! Thanks Tim!
Rlw says:
I AM SO LOVIN" THIS SHOT !!! Wow....I need a Blatz afer this..great idea...
Rlw says:
"afer" ?? Maybe I've had too many Blatz's already...
Rlw says:
~~Cold hearted orb that rules the night, somebody shoot out, that damn streetlight...~~
Rlw says:
To the tune of "Leaving on a jet plane"- ~~All my Blatz is gone, I'm ready to go, but Lisa's just - inside the door, I'd hate to have her catch me kill the grass....but I'm peeing - off the back deck - she just saw, but what the heck....oh babe, I had to go ~~~
Dead Betty says:
I think we need to start a band.
Slakejustice says:
Let's call ourselves "Jeffy Truck" or "Hurstmobile!"
Dcrowex says:
congratulations on noteworthy today (again)! great job!
Dead Betty says:
Point at Randy not me. ;)
Dead Betty says:
I'll get you a crap shirt if you get me a blech shirt.
Woodstock says:
i'll take william with no shirt....
Woodstock says:
with extra pepperoni ;p
Woodstock says:
depression hurts everyone....
Woodstock says:
Cold brewed Blatz, that rules every night...removes the brain cells, and obstacles from our sight...red are my rosy cheeks and yellow the snow which was white...but we decide which hand to use is right...and what is recreation? - "The DeadBettys"
Woodstock says:
my brain hurts again...
Woodstock says:
hey, where's my hands?
Slakejustice says:
No, Don McLean was not a member of America. America was formed in London. Don McLean was a singer/songwriter/poet from New Rochelle, NY. To my amazement he had 9 top 100 hits from 1971 through 1981.
Dead Betty says:
There is a band named Dead Betty. They are in Australia I think. :)
Petefoley says:
So Blatz beer is real!
Slakejustice says:
Yes it is Pete! And it's tasty too!
Dead Betty says:
I think it's safe to say that Blatz is an ACQUIRED taste Pete.
Slakejustice says:
Pay no mind to Dead Betty, Pete! Blatz is as smooth as it's name!
Petefoley says:
Do you need a prescription, or is it OTC?
Woodstock says:
i can hook you up pete! do you need any sugar cubes too??
Rlw says:
They put the sugar cubes in the Blatz, that's the secret...
Woodstock says:
nooooooo, it ohio river water, it totally rocks ya!! once you have one, you can't stop for weeks!
Woodstock says:
To the tune of "Leaving on a jet plane"- ~~All my Blatz is gone, I'm ready to go, but Lisa's just - inside the door, I'd hate to have her catch me kill the grass....but I'm peeing - off the back deck - she just saw, but what the heck....oh babe, I had to go ~~~ by the randy webb project
Tokatoda says:
I'm waiting for the photo of your Blatz can collection. :-)
Jsjohns says:
I think that I shall never hear, a poem as lovely as a beer. The brew that Joe's bar has on tap with golden base and snowy cap. The foamy stuff I drink all day until my memory melts away. Poems are made by fools I fear, but only Schlitz can brew a beer. --- Remembered from a Mad Magazine back in the 70's and with all apologies to Joyce Kilmer.
Geiljd says:
Now that's livin'.
Rlw says:
Don McLean did have one good song, Vincent, about V Van Gough...Van Gough hung out in rest rooms too...with hookers... :)
Dead Betty says:
You can say that again.
Dead Betty says:
If you can avoid offending Joyce Kilmer.
Rlw says:
She's dead...it's okay
Dead Betty says:
Oh thank goodness.
Dead Betty says:
Sung to the tune of Bye Bye Miss American Pie, Bill-Will's favorite song: "So Bye Bye Capture Cincinnati, It's been fun and it's been great, Time to choose the shots we don't hate.. Them good ole boys were drinking Blatz beer and Rye Singin this will be the day I'm in noteworthy.. This will be the day I'm in noteworthy..."
Dead Betty says:
Updated lyrics by Louie and the Jeffy Trucks. Wasn't Don McLean in America at one time? Isn't he American?
Slakejustice says:
America didn't sing that God awful song, Don McLean did! I thought the Lyrics were by Jeffy Truck and the Love Pandas!
Slakejustice says:
Hey Pete! It's OTC, or Over The Cooler! If you go to Jungle Jim's go into the beer cave at the entrance next to the restrooms and it should be the third beer on the right at chest height! 15 Blatz for 8.49. An evening of bliss awaits you!
Slakejustice says:
Hey Jeff! There's no Schlitz talking the Blatz! ;D
Slakejustice says:
Schiltz, by the way is my 2nd favorite beer!
Slakejustice says:
Hey Michelle! Sadly, I only have one can in my collection, but maybe I can cook something else up before Capture Cincinnati signs off!
Slakejustice says:
Sugar lumps are for flashbacks not Blatz!
Rlw says:
Ahhh....Will.....you turned the wrong way there....that was the restroom....
Slakejustice says:
I feel safe in restrooms!
Jsjohns says:
Come on people.. Joyce Kilmer was a dude... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joyce_Kilmer
Ate says:
Big up to our fallen poet Joyce Kilmer... may he rest in peace. For he was never able to enjoy the fine flavors of Blatz Beer we come to know so well today! Wonderful Capture William!!
Woodstock says:
i collect MAD magazines, the old ones... they rule, the art work rocks!...
Woodstock says:
i was a dude once...
Woodstock says:
where's the restroom, i need some cologne, mmmmmm, Brut....
Woodstock says:
william, can i have my satin shirt back, i'm going to see saturday night fever!
Dead Betty says:
A toast to the memory of Tim's dudeness.
Woodstock says:
http://www.jabberwacky.com/ you have to check this out,, it's made for all of us!!!!!
Slakejustice says:
My top ten favorite beers: 1. Blatz 2. Schlitz 3. Old Style 4. Miller High Life Light 5. Michelob Amber Bock 6. Woodchuck Hard Apple Cider, Amber 7. Miller Lite 8. Newcastle 9. Shiner Bock 10. Burger
Dead Betty says:
NO IT IS NOT. Jabberwacky picked a fight with me.
Woodstock says:
sung to "time in a bottle" by Louie The Love Panda_____________If I could own cork and bottle The first thing that Id like to do Is to drink every day Till eternity passes away Just hoping not to puke If I could make blatz last forever If words could make wishes come true Id save every day like a treasure and then, And i would wake up to a cold bubbling brew But there never seems to be enough time To do the things you want to do Once you get blatzed Ive drank around enough to know That youre the one I want to go Through time blatzed If I had a beer just for wishes And dreams that had never come true I would be so wasted Except for the memory Of how they were answered by a brew But there never seems to be enough time To do the things you want to do Once you get blazted Ive drank around enough to know That youre the one I want to go Through time blatzed
Dead Betty says:
Tim you have stuff all over your face.
Searay says:
Here i am at the bottom again,I need to blatz to the top. Really cool shot love it.
Rlw says:
"I think that I shall never see, Joyce Kilmer dressed up as a she. A macho dude who's mouth is prest (olde English) Against a Blatz, not in a dress. A he who looks at girls all day, and stands to pee, no other way. A dude that may in summer wear, Bermuda shorts, without a care. Upon who's bosom snow has lain, And recreates out in the rain. Poems are made by fools like me, But only God can make a she. (or about ten grand for a good plastic surgeon)"
Jsjohns says:
@Slake--- Life is too short to drink REALLY bad beer... How did you get Shiner in the list with the rest of the "bottled waters" you have listed? Speaking of beer.... There is just enough time left in the contest for everyone interested to go to Octoberfest and take a bunch of pictures of people drinking too much beer while we are drinking too much beer ourselves. I could even try to take an HDR shot of drunk people at Octoberfest while I am also inebriated. That would look really strange.... Sounds like my kind of evening..
Dead Betty says:
Jeff, SOMEone has to drink the really bad beer!
Jsjohns says:
But they dont have to drink ALL of it... Do they?
Slakejustice says:
@Jeff...I concur, life really is too short to drink really bad beer! That's why I drink Blatz! If you look at the name Blatz the first thing that comes to mind is full bodied refreshment! A taste that is as great as it's name!
Slakejustice says:
Sung to the song “Hush” ---------I got a certain little beer that’s on my mind, No doubt about it, it tastes so fine, It’s the best beer that I’ve ever had, Sometimes it’s gonna make me feel so bad …Nah, nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah…Blatz, Blatz, I thought I heard it calling my name now…Blatz, Blatz, It broke my liver but I love it just the same now…Blatz, Blatz, Thought I heard it calling my name now…Blatz, Blatz, I need it’s loving and I'm not to blame now…(Blatz, Blatz) I got it early in the morning…(Blatz, Blatz) I got it late in the evening…(Blatz, Blatz) Well, I want that, need it…(Blatz, Blatz) Oh, I gotta gotta have it…….It’s got buzz’n like quicksand, Only took one touch of that can, To blow my mind and I'm in so deep, That I can't eat at all and I can't sleep…Nah, nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah…(Listen)…Blatz, Blatz, Thought I heard it calling my name now…Blatz, Blatz, It broke my liver but I love it just the same now…Blatz, Blatz, Thought I heard it calling my name now…Blatz, Blatz, I need it’s loving and I'm not to blame now…(Blatz, Blatz) I got it early in the morning…(Blatz, Blatz) I got it late in the evening…(Blatz, Blatz) Well, I want that, need it…(Blatz, Blatz) Hey, I gotta gotta have it…Nahhh, nah-nah-nahhh, nah-nah-nahhh, nah-nah-nahhh....-------Music by Deep Purple performed by Jeffy Truck and the Love Pandas!
Slakejustice says:
Thanks Searay!
Woodstock says:
thanks louie!
Woodstock says:
i was into marcia's play-doe, i mean make-up!
Mac says:
was that when you were wearing my dress?- since you know you can wear my pants.
Woodstock says:
to the moon marcia!!!
Woodstock says:
though when you were in high school....
Woodstock says:
heck, a polar bear could fit in them!! (not!) ;)
Dead Betty says:
You two must be exhausted!
Rlw says:
Mac to Tim: Tim, take off my blouse....now my bra....now take off my pants....AND DON"T EVER LET ME CATCH YOU IN MY CLOTHES AGAIN !!
Dead Betty says:
What ever will the neighbors think?
Slakejustice says:
Has everyone had their Blatz today?
Woodstock says:
clowns need love too you know... sniff....
Dead Betty says:
always sniff before you NOM NOM NOM.
Woodstock says:
will, it's ok to be sad...
Woodstock says:
clowns get sad, look at me...
Woodstock says:
tears of a clown... when no one's around...
Woodstock says:
i like car rides!
Slakejustice says:
If I'm getting Blatz I love car rides too!
Slakejustice says:
I'm glad that it's ok to be sad.
Slakejustice says:
I'm going to go hang out with Jeffy Truck!
Slakejustice says:
I hear Louie is in his box!
Slakejustice says:
With red!
Dead Betty says:
I'M OFF ALL WEEKEND I'M OFF ALL WEEKEND I'M OFF ALL WEEKEND! I'm going on car rides and jammin with Louie and the Jeffy Trucks and getting my 21 year old throw up drunk YAY YAY YAY! And then I'll refuse to leave at closing time because I will be playing the megatouch machine playing 11 ball and saying, "Jush lee me here, I haff a key and I know da code."
Agdgirl98 says:
Lisa I want pictures of David wasted. Get him a shot of Jack from me. Perfect deck piture of chillin on the deck. I need to journey up to ky soon I need a vacation.
Woodstock says:
clowns drink too ya kaow!
Woodstock says:
hic, i moan kids need to drink milk
Slakejustice says:
Watch out there Christen, it seems to me that there's a hurricane in your neighborhood!
Dead Betty says:
Kristen he will throw up the Jack immediately I bet. But I'll buy that for him before I will get him a shot of Jaggie. :) Stay high and dry my Hippie!!!
Dead Betty says:
High up. Dry with an umbrella.
Petefoley says:
jungle jims here I come :-)
Slakejustice says:
Godspeed Pete, Godspeed!
Woodstock says:
jiggle jims,, that's one of those piercing shops isn't it???
Slakejustice says:
Louie went a court'n and he did ride, uh huh.
Woodstock says:
my jims jiggle!
Woodstock says:
as clowns we learn to juggle and jiggle,, it only when we get old they start jiggling...
Slakejustice says:
I see that depression hurts clowns...
Slakejustice says:
Did everyone survive the hurricane?
Agdgirl98 says:
Dallas survived just fine, sorry.
Slakejustice says:
That's what I heard. Sadly, everyone here is out of power but a few of us!
Dead Betty says:
Yeah my laser only goes Pew now. Instead of Pew-Pew!
Chrisriley says:
ah ha, so that is a Blatz. Now I know what everyone was talking about on my "relaxing" pic. Good times.
Dead Betty says:
Now that is funny.
Slakejustice says:
Thanks Sandra! I don't know if I'll get in or not! There's an awful lot of fantastic submissions out there!
Logogurl says:
Seriously - if you don't get in, you WIN for the most amount of aimless rhetoric. P.S. I love the coordination of colors in your shot!
Jsjohns says:
Whats "aimless" mean?